Apparently I am ‘hot‘; sadly only in the gardening sense though. I am also in the Telegraph today.
Next week, Dancing On Ice.
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Apparently I am ‘hot‘; sadly only in the gardening sense though. I am also in the Telegraph today.
Next week, Dancing On Ice.
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No…not dancing on ice…don't do it!!
who said it was only in the gardening sense?!
He's not hot…. he's a very naughty boy.
So nice to have ones suspicions confirmed by a quality broadsheet. Fully expect The Times to declare you 'quite amusing' next week.
Ah yes, extraordinarily hot. I look forward to swooning at a Dancing on Ice costume richly decorated with sequins and szechuan peppercorns 😉
Damo – I will you know, and the jungle one..you wait n see if I dont
Rosalind – Oh only my wife, friends and anyone who's ever met me
JAS – I take that as some consolation
Dawn – I think the Star has be down as 'fundamentally tedious' for Thursday's edition
Naomi – I fear my mum must've put you up to this as the sight of me in any kind of snug fitting dancing trouser is quite sufficient to put anyone off their pick n mix of a Saturday night
Patsy – Thak you for your advice, and very pleased you enjoy the blog. I do know someone who's skilled in the Alexander arts but he's a bit of a pillock….so I guess all I have to do now is find out where the boundary is between disabled arm and putting yourself in the hands of a pillock. I shall report back
You could resurrect the old hairdo for Dancing on Ice. I have pictures. But please don't write for Murdoch.
And to think it was me that made you hot. Ah, the power.
Thoroughly deserved, Mr D
The Alexander technique might well be the answer…as far as I'm aware it simple involves a lot of pointing and waving of arms directing elves. You'll never have to weild a pair of secateurs again.
As someone who only had their copy of 'A Taste of the Unexpected' drop through the door yesterday I now see I'm a tad late to the Otter Farm party… Good to see The Telegraph paying attention too!
Oh, and the book looks amazing! 🙂