cv

name: phaecelia
address: the new mixed orchard

occupation: attracting bees

skills: offering the perfect home to aphid eating stages of syrphids like the hoverfly, fixing nitrogen to feed the soil, accumulating minerals in my tissues, acting as a living ground cover to choke out the weeds, and acting as a decomposing mulch to feed and warm the roots of neighbouring fruit trees through winter

personal statement: im a tall, slender but leafy, purple flowering annual currently working in the position of ‘green manure’ due to my nitrogen fixing, mineral accumulating skills

why do you think we should give you this job?: because while the olives grab all the headlines, i intend to work quietly away achieving a dozen jobs around the farm giving you more time to sit down with a beer