the magic of flasks 2

somehow a flask turns coffee into a different yet still immensely glugable brew, and, as previously theorised, allows a man a certain otherwise denied latitude with the sugar content

however, dont be fooled into thinking this applies to tea

never, on any account, under any circumstances, in the midsummer sun or the breathtaking cold, be fooled into thinking that flask-carrried tea is anything other than the devils gravy

and if some joyous day the imaginary joint genepool of angelina jolie, julie christie and catherine deneuve stumble across your field parched and desparate and turn to you, sweaty farmer, for liquid succour…send her on her way thirsty, and pray she returns when you have coffee

  • Spoken like a long-term loyal Incubator member, David! Thanks and thanks for being such an incredible member on the incubator. But we haven’t gotten enough questions from you lately!

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