Wet paper

I’ve been walking around the place looking for space. I’m trying to exercise a little sense and get in early with my planning, before too much sells out from the various nurseries and suppliers.

Already I’m snookered on one – American Elder (Sambucus canadensis for all you plant people). Flowering after our native elder and not self fertile, it doesn’t get to produce fruit – instead you get 5 months of huge flower heads starting in July. Sold out. There goes my 100m line of them at least for this year.

Chaenomeles are definitely on my maybe list. Like a shorter version of the quince tree, these lovelies make a metre or two high hedge if you plant them closely, with fruit similar to quince (below) – and used the same way. I’ve never eaten one. Perhaps I should go scrumping at Knightshayes where they’ve got a few…but by the time they’re ripe they’ll probably have sold out too.

To paraphrase Julian Cope I’m trying to find a plan of action but I can’t get it right.

Anyway, it’s stopped raining, so I’m off out with pencil and paper again.

  • I with you ,brother. I am currently searching for Rhododendrons.
    Are you diversifying into industrial quantities of Elderflower champagne?

  • champagne or cordial (i suspect the former for me, the later to sell). Apparently chaelomeles makes a brilliant refreshing drink too – awaiting taste test when a friends are ready or a Knightshayes trip obviously). Can you make any nice pop out of rhododendrons?

  • Sorry James, and Mark, I just don't think Rhododendronade is going to catch on!!

    However, who said Champagne? Should I come round now? And if you need a taster for the Chaenomele drink count me in, it is alcoholic isn't it?!

    Ryan

  • What? Are you joking? rhododendronade would be huge! We could sell it in every national trust shop in Cornwall, Wales, Scotland…. It would be like the new Mead

  • 'We'?
    I think you'll find the copyright's mine as it's on this website…Im going to be rich beyond my wildest dreams ahahahahahaha *rubs hands together*

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