the old farmers (in my head)

i imagine they get together every other thursday, or once a month maybe…or perhaps its impromtu, when they think im about to start something new or need another piece of equipment

sitting on bales, they sip their beer, leaning forward, discussing the new bloke down the road

‘hes not sprayin the docks ya know’ …’organic ee is’ …’youve got an old bubble for a spirit level you could sell im avent you john’ …’quick, here he comes’

‘new tractor you got there son?’
‘yeah, a 135’
‘135 aye, lovely job, proper old massey that….3 cylinder uh course?’
‘four i think’
‘four?!…blimey son, youll be avin a can uh surestart in yer ‘and mornin noon an’ night’
‘but im sure you said….’

‘well what year is ‘er?’
‘sixty nine i think’
‘ooo, sixty nine ay…thats when they brung in the new diff…ah well’

‘grass is gettin away some i’n ‘er?’
‘yeah, bit long, but im getting that topper you mentioned, it should be here by friday’
‘oh aye….and what you plannin on cuttin the grass with first?’
‘how do you mean?’
‘well, ee cant expec a topper to do all that now can ee’
‘but i thought you said …i mean…’

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